How to Speak Romance Like Zoomer: Fifty-One Hyperspecific Terms for Romance, Sex and Bad Behaviour
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- By Linda Kelly
- 11 May 2026
Through a thoughtful conversation, the acclaimed performer opens up on subjects as varied as her latest role as a regal sea creature to the invaluable wisdom gleaned from onstage mishaps and meeting admirers.
Your latest character portrays Queen of the Cuttlefish in The Pout-Pout Fish; supposing you had the opportunity to be a fish for a day, which one would it be and why?
Straight away, the blue groper found at Clovelly beach â since it is a local landmark, and individuals visit specifically to spot it. I just think itâs cool that thereâs a local fish that folks genuinely go and see and discuss â it holds a unique status.
What film do you always return to, and why?
The 1942 comedy To Be Or Not To Be. I love this film. When I was childhood, it used to come on the ABC every now and again, and one time I recorded it. I just thought it was so funny. Itâs the legendary Carole Lombard and comedian Jack Benny. Recently they were showing it at the Ritz and it turned out that it was the preferred movie of an acquaintance, and so we attended and simply chuckled repeatedly. Itâs such masterful work of comedy and all the actors in it are fantastic. The director Mel Brooks did a remake in the 1980s â that wasnât successful. But Lubitsch's version is a brilliant comedy, worth viewing regularly.
What is the most valuable lesson you learned from someone a colleague?
Years ago I performed in A Dollâs House alongside Peter OâBrien â now my spouse, but at the time we were not together. We were playing opposite each other and on opening night I stumbled â I skipped forward a few lines in the script. I was unaware of my error but I suddenly realised something wasnât right. I remember looking at him, and he completely saved me, and then the scene took off again and proceeded splendidly. But I think what I learned in that moment was, first, always trust the people in your scene. If you donât know where you are, if you turn around and look at the actors youâre with, you can rediscover your correct position in some way. Itâs such communal thing, acting on stage. And next, just to have a lighthearted attitude about it. Occasionally when something goes wrong, things actually spark off in a really great direction provided you are fully engaged in that moment. It can be a gift when things go absolutely the wrong way.
Whatâs been your most touching encounter with a fan?
Itâs not a single specific meeting but when I encounter devotees of Lord of the Rings, especially female fans, I hear a lot of accounts about how that character meant to them when they were younger ⊠things that had happened in their lives and the extent to which Eowyn meant to them and was a form of support to them in those times.
Which questions get asked most frequently by Lord of the Rings fans?
The most detailed inquiry concerns invariably regarding the stew that Eowyn serves Aragorn. âWas the stew really that bad?â Itâs become such a joke, the whole thing involving that dish, and everyone wants to know the contents of the stew, and its preparation method, and in your opinion sheâs a better cook now, or do you believe she really is a poor chef? People are, in my view, fascinated by the humour of that scene. And I provide lengthy descriptions listing the ingredients that made up the concoction â as I recall what they did; such as adding pieces of red cotton to make it look like blood vessels in the meat. The crew employed great detail to render it as bad as they could.
Whatâs been your most embarrassing celebrity encounter?
I attended a pilates class and there was a woman lying down doing pilates, and the instructor said to me, âOh, Miranda, this is Miranda.â And I made a lighthearted remark inquiring, âmight you be a journalist?â Since Miranda is an uncommon moniker and most of the time when I meet another Miranda, they work in media. I hadn't properly seeing who it was. And when she got up, it was Miranda Richardson. At that point, I didnât know what to say. I was obliged to stay and do my class, and I experienced so embarrassed. I wanted to say: âGoodness, I am aware of your work!â I consider her talent is immense and I was simply too awestruck to utter a syllable.
Articles have confidently claimed that you were named after Prosperoâs daughter in Shakespeareâs The Tempest, and yet Iâve read you saying otherwise â can you settle the matter definitively?
Yes â I was named after the Sydney suburb. My mother learned via broadcast that they were inaugurating a mall at Miranda, and she thought sounded like a nice name.
What was the chaotic thing thatâs ever happened on set?
While working in Brazil on Reaching for the Moon that was the least organized set Iâve ever worked on, and yet the final product turned out incredibly well. But they just work in a distinct manner. The sense of time there is really different. In Australia, you receive a call sheet and must arrive on set by a certain time. But this was sort of flexible â you come on set whenever you happen to be ready. It was a novel way of working for me. All aspects were all coming together at the final moment, and at times they wouldnât know where they were shooting or how we were going to do it. And then I would be in the middle of a scene and wondering, âWhat caused that sound that just interrupted the scene? Oh, itâs the producer popping open some champagne during filming, because heâs making a party.â The result was excellent, but goodness, itâs a really different style of film-making.
What are you secretly good at?
Iâve always been an aptitude for numbers. I memorise numbers more readily than I learn dialogue often, I simply have that kind of a brain. So I think if I hadnât pursued acting, I likely might have worked in involving numbers, like math or accounting.
Whatâs the best piece of advice you have ever received?
During my time in high school, a speaker addressed us when we were graduating and they said, âhave no fear to failâ ⊠which I think is the best piece of advice, since one gains so much more from setbacks than is gained from success. Success, you never really understand exactly how it happened. With failure, the lessons are so much more.
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